Monday, January 6, 2014

Fear Not

Do not fear. I am inside you. I'm always inside you. When you are sleeping I am inside you. When you are alone I am always inside you. When you are late for work I'm deep in you. When you are eating a corndog I will be inside you with that corndog. When you are cold and alone and crying do not fear... I am... inside you. I am your spiritual rapist.
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3 comments:

  1. Total StrangerJanuary 6, 2014 at 12:52 PM

    How can I get him inside me?

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    1. Gavin ElsterJanuary 6, 2014 at 1:13 PM

      If he does not enter you within 10 minutes of forepray I suggest slathering a light coat of Frankincense based massage oil at your point of entry. If that does not work try placing a doughnut in your holy region. He's a real sucker for them.

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  2. Gavin ElsterJanuary 7, 2014 at 2:59 AM

    come on... forePRAY? nothing? Shit I thought that was a good one!

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